I side eye fellow employees so hard when they start looking suspiciously at people of color. Every shoplifter I’ve encountered so far has been a white teenage girl.
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"
Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway
Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”
You fucking named it the Desert Desert
way to fucking go
I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.
"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union
We’re good at this.
the world is full of nothing but moon moons we are all moon moon all of us
the end of everything is the beginning of a brand new everything
the end of this universe may be the beginning of a brand new one
so that even now when my heart feels like the most congested intersection
the world it is waiting.